by The Editor | Aug 29, 2017 | Politics
A source close to Prime Minister, Theresa May, has revealed that she broke wind as news of her impending humiliation at the polls became clear last June. The anonymous insider told The Whitechapel Whelk: “I was standing right behind her when the exit poll results...
by The Editor | Aug 29, 2017 | International
A 22-year-old woman from Whitechapel claims to have put an end to her boyfriend’s chronic premature ejaculation problem by adopting the voice and mannerisms of American President, Donald Trump, during their lovemaking. Tracy Dell, a manicurist, told us: “My boyfriend,...
by The Editor | Aug 29, 2017 | Politics
Where do you start? It feels like the world is going to hell in a handcart and yet the most important things to some politicians is a fucking bell. There’s no governance only distraction. So a few brief thoughts on recent events/commentary before my head explodes… May...
by The Editor | Aug 29, 2017 | Environment
Scientists have unravelled the secret to why elephants rarely get cancer despite their large size.Elephants have 38 additional modified copies of a gene that encodes p53, a compound that suppresses tumour formation. Humans, on the other hand, have only two, according...
by The Editor | Aug 29, 2017 | International
Little Donnie Dark wanted a new toy. It was a very expensive toy, and not at all practical in fact, it was a very dangerous toy, so Donnie’s parents said “no” and that was the end of that, right? Wrong. Little Donnie, spoiled by years of always having his own way,...
